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    Redneck Man's pick up lines


    1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.
    2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
    4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to check you out.
    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
    7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
    8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
    9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
    10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
    11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til' afternoon.
    and.... the best for last!
    13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Haha, those are funny.

    D'ya like NASCAR? Cuz I'd like ter be the engine in yer winner's circle.

    (cheesy I know, haha)
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    Have any of those worked for you, RSA?




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    Can I have permission to use:
    6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.



    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

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    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
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    The only true Redneck pickup line is Psst.. Hey Sis you awake?
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    Careful everyone, RSA has the copyrights to those lines he uses!!!
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    Have any of those worked for you, RSA?

    so far none
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
    https://twitter.com/RESIDENTSMARTAS



    A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON



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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Careful everyone, RSA has the copyrights to those lines he uses!!!

    Thank you my friend..good looking out..holla
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
    people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.


    FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
    https://twitter.com/RESIDENTSMARTAS



    A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON



 

 

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