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  1. 09-20-07, 06:46 PM #1
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    Yet another blonde joke

    A man got onto a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"



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    now that is funny!!

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    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    A man got onto a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
    Did he explain it to you after your response?
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fla Cop View Post
    Did he explain it to you after your response?



    Silly So_Fla_Cop, I'm not blonde.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post



    Silly So_Fla_Cop, I'm not blonde.

    I know...

    What is blond......brunette.....blond. ....brunette......blond......b runette...???
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fla Cop View Post
    I know...

    What is blond......brunette.....blond. ....brunette......blond......b runette...???

    A good Saturday night for you?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    A good Saturday night for you?
    Wow, that takes away the punchline, but, I like the way you think.................however. ....

    it is supposed to be a blond doing somersaults.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fla Cop View Post
    Wow, that takes away the punchline, but, I like the way you think.................however. ....

    it is supposed to be a blond doing somersaults.....



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