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09-22-07, 04:57 PM #1
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Had sex for the first time...
Son tells dad he had sex for the first time. Dad grabs 2 beers and says congrats, got any questions? Son asked " How long will my ass hurt?"
Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Son tells dad he had sex for the first time. Dad grabs 2 beers and says congrats, got any questions? Son asked " How long will my ass hurt?"
Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story
HAhahaah,
LMAO.... Nice, well brad must, he hasnt responded back yet!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story
I sure can, this happened to one of my Mod's. His name is Mike.
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09-23-07, 01:38 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Cidp24
Ya'll ain't right.
No, the one that ain't right is the one who took Mike's butt virginity. That was just wrong!
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09-23-07, 03:00 PM #9
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HAHAHA!!! Still laughing!!!
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09-24-07, 03:02 AM #10
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That is so wrong!!!....hehe
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