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    Had sex for the first time...

    Son tells dad he had sex for the first time. Dad grabs 2 beers and says congrats, got any questions? Son asked " How long will my ass hurt?"

    Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Son tells dad he had sex for the first time. Dad grabs 2 beers and says congrats, got any questions? Son asked " How long will my ass hurt?"

    Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story


    HAhahaah,
    LMAO.... Nice, well brad must, he hasnt responded back yet!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Brad, I'm sure you can relate to this story

    I sure can, this happened to one of my Mod's. His name is Mike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    Ya'll ain't right.

    No, the one that ain't right is the one who took Mike's butt virginity. That was just wrong!

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    That is so wrong!!!....hehe
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