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09-22-07, 04:57 PM #1
Had sex for the first time...
Son tells dad he had sex for the first time. Dad grabs 2 beers and says congrats, got any questions? Son asked " How long will my ass hurt?"
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09-22-07, 04:58 PM #2YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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09-22-07, 05:13 PM #3
That is fucked up.....September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
09-22-07, 05:21 PM #4
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09-22-07, 06:03 PM #5
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09-23-07, 01:37 PM #6
09-23-07, 01:38 PM #7
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09-23-07, 01:44 PM #8
09-23-07, 03:00 PM #9
HAHAHA!!! Still laughing!!!http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=197722498
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09-24-07, 03:02 AM #10
That is so wrong!!!....heheIf you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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