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09-24-07, 04:02 AM #1
Just a tap
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
09-24-07, 10:39 AM #2
09-24-07, 10:40 AM #3
Good one!!*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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09-25-07, 09:28 PM #4
LOL that was classic"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
09-25-07, 09:32 PM #5Officer First Class
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Bwaahahahaaa That's very funny!
09-25-07, 11:07 PM #6
Consider that joke stolen by me **yoink**.
You may take solace in the fact that, after telling that joke to my friends and hearing them laugh, I will NOT give any credit to you. If they laugh hard enough, I will tell them I made up that joke right there on the spot, thus enhancing my perceived humor. Thank you for making me more popular...and for the good joke
that I made up right here on the spot
09-26-07, 01:26 AM #7
Sweet.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
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