LOL... Explain this one!

[ipso608]

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time

they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the

light.



Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she

would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were

in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the

lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a

battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger

than

a real

one.



She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at

him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

[allykitty84]

Hahaha love it!

[kjlaw]

Nice

[mavriktu]