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    LOL... Explain this one!

    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time

    they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the

    light.



    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she

    would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were

    in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the

    lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a

    battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger

    than

    a real

    one.



    She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at

    him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain

    yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

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    Hahaha love it!

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    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

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    Soon the whole world will be in the hands of the Swamp Mafia.

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