Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them
looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch
on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put
that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine right there. I'm down...........

to two butts a day.

A friend mailed this, Enjoy!!!!!!