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    If you came upon a lawyer struggling in a raging river, and you had a choice between rescuing him, or taking a Pulitzer-prize-winning photograph, ............
    ...what shutter speed would you use?

    An attorney was on his deathbed in the hospital. When a friend came to visit, he found the lawyer frantically leafing through the Bible. "What are you doing?" the visitor asked. The sick lawyer replied, "Looking for loopholes."

    If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, ......
    .....would you go to lunch or read the paper?

    What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
    You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.


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