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09-28-07, 03:13 AM #1
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If you came upon a lawyer struggling in a raging river, and you had a choice between rescuing him, or taking a Pulitzer-prize-winning photograph, ............
...what shutter speed would you use?
An attorney was on his deathbed in the hospital. When a friend came to visit, he found the lawyer frantically leafing through the Bible. "What are you doing?" the visitor asked. The sick lawyer replied, "Looking for loopholes."
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, ......
.....would you go to lunch or read the paper?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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09-28-07, 04:53 AM #2
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