Best Comeback To Date!!!

**PapaBear** · 09-28-07, 04:19 PM

>In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
>male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
>
>On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged
>with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
>intoxication.
>
>The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
>home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a
>pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for
>miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a
>telephone interview.
>
>Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
>picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut
>a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I
>was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
>approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer
>Brenda Taylor approached him.
>
>"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor.
>
>"I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
>
>Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
>Lawrence.
>
>"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with
>a pumpkin?"
>
>He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
>looked me straight in the face and said...
>
>"A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?"