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09-28-07, 08:23 PM #1
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Bubba the Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to a Louisiana mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You d id an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check. 'Dere's no charge,' he says.
'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she
says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' Bubba says, 'it didn't cost me a thing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So, I just switched the heads.
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09-28-07, 08:28 PM #2
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Oh that's just wrong. LOL
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09-29-07, 12:16 AM #3
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Originally Posted by Pudge113
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09-29-07, 12:26 AM #4
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Someday I'll share the story of the 2 Gay morticians......
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09-29-07, 01:08 AM #5
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That's even more wrong Originally Posted by keith720
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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09-29-07, 09:01 AM #6
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tease Originally Posted by keith720
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09-29-07, 01:01 PM #7
its not vendication...its punishment
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09-29-07, 01:07 PM #8
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Yes, that is wrong, funny as hell, but wrong
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09-29-07, 01:22 PM #9
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09-29-07, 05:00 PM #10
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What did one Gay mortician say to the other Gay mortician?
Let's go to the morgue after work and suck down a couple of cold, stiff one's!
I KNOW IT"S WRONG!!! SOMETIMES I JUST CAN"T HELP MYSELF!
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09-29-07, 05:03 PM #11
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Daps you and Keith are both so wrong.
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09-29-07, 06:02 PM #12
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Thats messed up.
Ok, this brings up a good point.
Soooo, is it really true!!!
Is that how you swamp mafia people really work.
If this is the case, im sorry for every bad thing i said about you stink mafia, i mean swamp mafia people.
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09-29-07, 07:10 PM #13
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Now THAT one is wrong Originally Posted by keith720
What did one Gay mortician say to the other Gay mortician?
Let's go to the morgue after work and suck down a couple of cold, stiff one's
I KNOW IT"S WRONG!!! SOMETIMES I JUST CAN"T HELP MYSELF!
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09-29-07, 07:12 PM #14
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Is that how you swamp mafia people really work.
My lips are sealed
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09-30-07, 08:17 PM #15
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Did ya hear about the guy whose Dr. told him he had a month to live? He asked the Doc, "Is there anything I can do?" "Well," said the Doc, if I were you. I'd join a fancy health club and go there twice a day for a mud bath." "That'll help?" the guy asked. "Nah," said the Doc, "it'll just get you used to being covered with dirt."
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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09-30-07, 09:07 PM #16
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