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09-28-07, 09:23 PM #1
Bubba the Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to a Louisiana mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. Bubba the mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives Bubba a blank check and says, I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to Bubba, 'Whatever the cost, I'm very satisfied. You d id an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, Bubba presents her with the blank check. 'Dere's no charge,' he says.
'No, really, I must pay you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she
says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' Bubba says, 'it didn't cost me a thing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So, I just switched the heads.
09-28-07, 09:28 PM #2
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09-29-07, 01:16 AM #3
09-29-07, 01:26 AM #4
Someday I'll share the story of the 2 Gay morticians......For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
09-29-07, 02:08 AM #5\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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09-29-07, 10:01 AM #6
09-29-07, 02:01 PM #7"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
09-29-07, 02:07 PM #8
Yes, that is wrong, funny as hell, but wrong
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
09-29-07, 02:22 PM #9
If I laugh any harder I can't breathe.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
09-29-07, 06:00 PM #10
What did one Gay mortician say to the other Gay mortician?
Let's go to the morgue after work and suck down a couple of cold, stiff one's!
I KNOW IT"S WRONG!!! SOMETIMES I JUST CAN"T HELP MYSELF!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
09-29-07, 06:03 PM #11
09-29-07, 07:02 PM #12
Thats messed up.
Ok, this brings up a good point.
Soooo, is it really true!!!
Is that how you swamp mafia people really work.
If this is the case, im sorry for every bad thing i said about you stink mafia, i mean swamp mafia people.YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
09-29-07, 08:10 PM #13
09-29-07, 08:12 PM #14Is that how you swamp mafia people really work.
My lips are sealed
09-30-07, 09:17 PM #15
Did ya hear about the guy whose Dr. told him he had a month to live? He asked the Doc, "Is there anything I can do?" "Well," said the Doc, if I were you. I'd join a fancy health club and go there twice a day for a mud bath." "That'll help?" the guy asked. "Nah," said the Doc, "it'll just get you used to being covered with dirt."For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
09-30-07, 10:07 PM #16
10-01-07, 01:18 AM #17If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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