Hypothetical Question...

**suncrafter** · 09-29-07, 03:31 AM

Hypothetically speaking - lets say you have an opportunity to win $1,000,000 in a contest. To win - you must choose from one of the following five options:

"Punch" option ---- You will be punched in the face, just once, by a big fat man. The punch is guaranteed not to be fatal nor to cause brain damage, but you will likely sustain a nasty injury such as a split lip, black eye or perhaps even a broken nose. After being punched - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Bomb" option ---- Nothing will happen to you. However, you will start the countdown on a huge bomb that is hidden deep inside the center of the Earth. The bomb is large enough that, when detonated, it will cause devastating earth quakes and floods all over the planet. The bomb is completely undetectable and can not be disarmed. However it will not detonate until exactly 5,000 years in the future. As soon as the countdown has started - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Insults" option ---- Twenty people will shout terrible insults and obscenities at you for one full hour. These people will not come into physical contact with you nor harm you, but they will say all sorts of horrible and upsetting things to you. After one full hour of intense verbal abuse - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Magic" option ---- Your personality and ethical convictions will be painlessly altered in some unknown way by a magic spell. The alteration will be instantaneous and will not affect your memory, cause brain damage nor result in any physical harm of any kind. After the alteration - you will be given the $1,000,000!

"Nothing" option ---- None of the above. Nothing happens to you or anyone else, but you will NOT be given any money.

Which option would you choose first? Second? Third? Etc...???

Please list them like so ... (with "1" listed as your first choice, "2" as your next choice, and so on...)

1 - option name
2 - option name
3 - option name
4 - option name
5 - option name

**213th** · 09-29-07, 03:47 AM

Thats easy enough

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

**Jenna** · 09-29-07, 04:07 AM

I'd take the insults. It would be just like hanging out on LEF!

Other than that, nothing.

**Tony** · 09-29-07, 05:16 AM

Insults
Punch
Nothing
Magic
Bomb

**jcsdscott** · 09-29-07, 05:25 AM

Originally Posted by 213th

Thats easy enough

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

same here.

**Beans** · 09-29-07, 05:50 AM

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

I mean the insults would probably make me laugh. I know I am a skinny, ugly, small genital, balding guy.

**Tony** · 09-29-07, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by Beans

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

I mean the insults would probably make me laugh. I know I am a skinny, ugly, small genital, balding guy.

You are fooling no one . . . . .

. . . okay, maybe me . . you're a guy??

**jcsdscott** · 09-29-07, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by Tony

You are fooling no one . . . . .

. . . okay, maybe me . . you're a guy??

Ha! I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

**Jenna** · 09-29-07, 06:32 AM

Originally Posted by Terminator

Since we're doing hypotheticals, I posed a hypothetical of my own in the form of a poll.

Welcome to the jungle, suncrafter. They don't call him the Terminator for nothing!

**nsb22** · 09-29-07, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by 213th

Thats easy enough

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

That's a big double ditto here!

I was made fun of enough in school that one hour of insults would seem like nothing!

**Cidp24** · 09-29-07, 07:28 AM

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

**mack** · 09-29-07, 11:24 AM

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

I have a pretty thick skin, insults don't bother me much.

**Bosco3379** · 09-29-07, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by mack

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

Same here too

**213th** · 09-29-07, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by nsb22

That's a big double ditto here!

I was made fun of enough in school that one hour of insults would seem like nothing!

What?!? A big double...oh...nvmd

**Lo523** · 09-29-07, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by 213th

Thats easy enough

Insults
Punch
Bomb
Magic
Nothing

Same as 213th

**Buttercup** · 09-29-07, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Lo523

Same as 213th

Same here.

As for your poll, Term, and based on suncrafter's other posts - perhaps you should add "suncrafter is another of Jenna's personalities" as one of the options.