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    Talking What animal are you?

    This quiz will reveal which animal you most resemble: http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm

    I'm a Narwhal!

    "Though there are skeptics and solipsists who might claim you don't exist, the truth is that you do. Then again, sometimes you doubt it just a little bit, don't you? You don't go out in public very much, and when you do you stay in places so unsavory that most would never venture there. But you do think, so it might follow that you are. With that issue resolved, you've always been a fan of jousting tournaments and fencing. You live far enough into the north that people make jokes about you hanging out with Santa Claus. Or was that the existence issue again?"

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    You're a Scorpion!
    You really enjoy weapons and like keeping as many of them at hand as possible, just in case. Most of these weapons are sharp, and you have a small collection of armor as well. You just can't be too careful these days. Maybe it's that you've always been small and feel threatened and this has prompted your elaborate collection to bloom. It's not too surprising that you've become a bit of a loner, even a hermit, with those tendencies. Or that your favorite actor is The Rock.



    Well some of that is true...
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    You're a Komodo Dragon!


    While many people like to talk about running off to be the vicious dictator of a small distant island, you feel you have more potential to follow through on this plan than anyone. Big, strong, muscular, and a teensy bit vindictive, you feel you could overpower anyone who tried to question your authority. When not taking over the world, island by island, you enjoy sunning yourself on the beach. You have an absurdly long tongue.

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    You're a Spider!
    It seems like you have eyes in the back of your head sometimes, and you have an uncanny knack for creeping people out with that ability. You really enjoy eating wraps, though you like them even more if you made them yourself. You work tirelessly so that you can eat, but are good at getting rid of annoyances for other people. There's always just a little more drama than necessary when you're around. Oh, what tangled webs you weave!
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    You're an Owl!
    Old and wise, you have a thirst for knowledge and a reputation for making the right decision. This can be a lot of pressure sometimes, but you seem so relaxed and unruffled that it never seems to show. You always keep your eyes wide open and fixed on your next objective, or on the Harry Potter books, which you love. The only question you ever ask is "Who?"


    "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."
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    You're an Octopus!
    Thoughtful and reflective, you always appear to have tilted your head slightly to one side. You like stretching out your languorous body wherever you can, but not everything is always relaxed. You wear your emotions on your sleeve and have a terrible poker face. And when you feel most threatened, you start writing things down furiously. If there's a sucker born every minute, there's one of you born roughly every day.
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    You're a Beetle!
    Talk about multiple personalities! You have more distinct perspectives and varied individuals in your head than just about anyone. You keep thinking you see yourself everywhere you go, as well. There are just so many folks who look exactly like you, who have your name, and it's left to the subtle differences for you to sort yourself out. If it sounds like you're confused, that's no accident. Your favorite car is a Volkswagen. Let it be!
    The power of accurate oberservation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it…GEORGE B SHAW

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    You're a Scorpion!
    You really enjoy weapons and like keeping as many of them at hand as possible, just in case. Most of these weapons are sharp, and you have a small collection of armor as well. You just can't be too careful these days. Maybe it's that you've always been small and feel threatened and this has prompted your elaborate collection to bloom. It's not too surprising that you've become a bit of a loner, even a hermit, with those tendencies. Or that your favorite actor is The Rock.
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

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    You're a Monkey!
    Hey hey! People say you monkey around! But you know that they're only envying the way you express your humor and good-natured spirit. While more intelligent than many of your peers, you choose to express it by making fun of them and laughing more than a more academic pursuit. In grade school, you were a ruler of the playground and could out-climb anyone you knew. If your name is George, you are hopelessly curious. In fact, even if your name isn't George, you are hopelessly curious. How common is the name George, anyway?
    "Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"



    "All history becomes subjective; in other words there is properly no history, only biography."

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    You're a Human!
    With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you've had plenty of both to share with your peers. While you're capable of a great deal of beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times. You've made a big fuss about how you're smarter than everyone else, but all they can see is how you've used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it away.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    You're a Tiger!
    You've really earned your stripes. People like to sing about your eyes, which some find to be thrilling. You're rather fond of Detroit, as well as half the universities and high schools all across America. When people want to calm you down a bit, they use the word "easy". Overall, you're grrrrreat!


    Detroit?????????

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    You're a Gorilla!
    Highly social and group-oriented, you like hanging out with the same people constantly. You have either black or gray hair and spend a good deal of time grooming it or getting others to groom it for you. Sleep is a big part of your daily routine and you like to either make very loud noise or no noise at all. You have more skills with language than most, however. One of your absolute favorite drinks is hot cocoa.


    Yup, thats me
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    Will take verbal abuse for spare change

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    You're a Badger!
    To you, very little in this world is in shades of gray... it's either black or white. Far from making this decide for one or the other for yourself, you choose to delve into a little bit of both, which makes you a daunting and even menacing figure to some. Nonetheless, people like you keep being depicted as wise and heroic figures in children's literature. You love bouncing up and down and have a fondness for mushrooms, but are horrified by snakes.
    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



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    You're a Hawk!
    With an absolutely stunning sense of sight, you're able to put everything into perspective. At vision tests, you're able to read the copyright line on the poster with the big E at the top. You've been known to read signs from three counties away. You get the idea. You're very good at selling wares. You consistently root for terrible sports teams.
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    "I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky

    "An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk

    Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.

    A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."

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    You're a Shark!
    Whatever the competition, you love entering it pretending to be incompetent, only to overtake your competitors once they've counted you out. You're known as being vicious, mean, and even altogether heartless. At the same time, many people seem totally fascinated by your cunning, your quick reflexes, and your ruthless motivations. While you think this is all a bit exaggerated, the sight of blood does make you crazy.
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


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    lewisipso is offline Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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    You're a Horse!
    Versatile, powerful, and true, you have quite a reputation for hard work and a certain unbridled spirit. Many look up to you as an example of what people can really become, though somewhere deep down, you admit to feeling a little bit broken. You hate racing, but are still exceptionally good at it. Beware broken legs, dog food, and glue. If your name is Ed, you do a surprising amount of talking.
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    You're a Guinea Pig!
    When people want to test out something they're not so sure of, they come to you. People constantly seem to have some new idea or theory they're just begging to use you to check out. All this attention is certainly appreciated, but has left you feeling extremely used over the years. After all, does anyone ever seem to ask you about these tests? You do end up feeling like you are a representative of all of humanity, and perhaps even an intrepid explorer. But that could just be those drugs they injected into you talking.
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    You're an Oyster!
    You don't have a ton of complexity or identity on your own, so you've made an effort to focus on making a nice and sturdy house. It gives you the appearance of being interesting as well as a good place to hide from your critics and those who might expose your secrets. At least you can remind us all of what humble beginnings we've all come from. People associate you with really good crackers.
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    You're a Human!
    With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you've had plenty of both to share with your peers. While you're capable of a great deal of beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times. You've made a big fuss about how you're smarter than everyone else, but all they can see is how you've used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it away.
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    Man..yesterday I was told I was Texas and that I smelt and people wished I would go away (see other thread)..and now this?? I think I'm getting a complex!



    You're an Iguana!
    While many people think you're too strange to even have in the house, others have come to appreciate you as a sage figure in their everyday lives. You seem to maintain a piercing stare that bores holes into the souls of others, or at least sees if there are any bugs flying near them. You're more than a little rough around the edges. You used to love giving the thumbs-up sign but have more recently grown out of it entirely.
    "Contrary to popular belief, you will not rise to the occasion, but will fall to the level of your training"

 

 
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