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    You might be part of the Taliban if . . .

    You Might Be A Part Of The Taliban If...

    ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    ...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you canít afford shoes.

    ...You have more wives than teeth.

    ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    ...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

    ...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.

    ...Youíve ever had your camel repossessed.

    ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

    ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

    ...Youíve ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

    ...You think "The Kite Runner" is the funniest book you ever read.

    ...Youíve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a womanís exposed ankle.

    ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    ...Youíve ever uttered the phrase, "I love what youíve done with your cave."

    ...You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
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    conalabu is offline Grasshopper
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    That is some funny shit.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    ROTFLMAO

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    kjlaw is offline Swamp Mafia Proud!!!
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    Now that is funny
    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    EOW 6/16/06


    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Soon the whole world will be in the hands of the Swamp Mafia.

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    mfranklin01 is offline its not vendication...its punishment
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    good stuff
    "Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

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    armsmaster270 is offline Ret. Sac. P.D. - 270th M.P. Co., Now with D.H.S.
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    Love it! Keep up the good work.


    Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

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    Hearmoretalkless is offline On the street and stirring up trouble...
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    Nice to see someone else visits Ernie's House of WHoopass...

    www.ehowa.com has some funny shit all the time. NSFW, but funny.

 

 

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