*Breaking news*

An 8.1 magnitude earthquake hit Mexico this morning ..

It's reported that two million Mexicans have died ..
The country is in total ruin and the government is asking for help

Many nations are coming to Mexico's aid ..

... Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots ..

... The Middle East is sending oil ..

... Latin American countries are sending clothing and tools ..

... The European community is sending food and money ..

... The United States (not to be outdone) .. is sending two million
replacement Mexicans ..

.............. God Bless America!