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    Fat lady on the bus

    A fat lady rides the bus to work every day. Today she's in some
    discomfort because she has a pain in her lower abdomen. She
    finally realizes that its just a tremendous build up of gas from
    something she ate. The bus is quite crowded and she doesn't know
    what to do.

    Then she remembers that pretty soon the bus will run across some
    railroad tracks and it will rattle and bang and make lots of
    noise. She will be able to pass this gas and nobody will know.

    What she doesn't know is that the bus driver also rides the bus
    everyday and has grown tired of all the noise the bus makes when
    it rattles and bangs across the railroad tracks. So last night
    he stayed after work and had the maintenance crew tighten up all
    the loose bolts and lubricate all the moving parts to quiet down
    the old bus.

    Well, here come the railroad tracks, the fat lady raises up on
    one cheek and lets it rip. It was one long, loud, juicy sounding
    fart. The bus didn't rattle and bang like it usually did and now
    you could hear a pin drop inside the bus as everybody
    started looking around. The fat lady thought that maybe no one
    knew who did it and that she should just act natural. She
    thought she should just start a conversation with someone as
    if nothing had happened.

    She leaned over to the man sitting across the aisle and casually
    asked him, "Do you have a transfer?"

    He politely responded, "No I don't, but the next tree we pass I
    will try and grab you a handful of leaves."

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