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10-02-07, 07:45 PM #1
Like just what is the caption for this one????
Be my guest, post a caption YOU think is fitting!!!
10-02-07, 07:55 PM #2
Well officer, I'll take that ticket for jaywalking, but if you want my crack you'll have to search my shit filled drawers.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
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10-02-07, 08:09 PM #41*girl Guest
In the news tonight...Local officers up to their elbows in fecal matter...
10-02-07, 08:19 PM #5
10-02-07, 08:44 PM #6
Please Officer Term, wipe my ass..pllleeeeaaassseee pretty pleeeaassseeeDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-03-07, 12:36 AM #7
"I don't know what the hell happened, the last thing I remember is a guy waving his hand under the restroom stall".
"Is it warm out here officer or is it just my raging case of swamp ass"?
"Actually officer it's quite effective as a lubricant".Why no, that's not a pregnant anaconda in my pants...why do you ask?
10-03-07, 01:39 AM #8GrasshopperVerified LEO
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Listen, officer, I swear that there was a little issue with the deputies from IPSO out here. I don't know what you were told about those guys, but they were asking about my teeth and playing the banjo.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
10-03-07, 01:51 AM #9
officer do you smell something?
clothes, yes I had clothes, but there was a big blast then I woke up.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
10-03-07, 04:12 AM #10
Sorry Officer, you know how it is after eating at McDonald's. I tried to hold it in, but I coughed and shit went everywhere.If you ain't living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.
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10-03-07, 05:43 PM #12
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
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That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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10-03-07, 06:23 PM #13
DONT TASE ME BRO
10-05-07, 05:01 AM #14Master OfficerVerified LEO
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10-05-07, 05:13 AM #15
"Why no officer, apparently it's not a good idea to mix indian and thai cuisine before taking ectasy at an all-night rave. But I want you to know that as soon as I find my clothes I'm writing a letter to your boss to say what a good job you're doing! Do you smell that?"
Last edited by jcsdscott; 10-05-07 at 05:13 AM. Reason: added a little something
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10-08-07, 02:42 AM #17
Officer, he was pointing a gun at me, barrel looked big as a sewer pipe, and he told me to give him my clothes. You would shit yourself too!*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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10-08-07, 09:27 AM #18
Officer, really, was the taser necessary? It wasnt even a real gun, come on!!!!!!
10-08-07, 10:08 AM #19
Well you see what had happened was, I heard that a certain Officer had peed his pants at work the other day and I wanted to be as cool as him so I figured that I would go one step further and shit myself.Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
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10-08-07, 07:04 PM #20
Come on, officer - everybody sharts once in a while, right?
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