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    Caption this

    Like just what is the caption for this one????



    Be my guest, post a caption YOU think is fitting!!!

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    Well officer, I'll take that ticket for jaywalking, but if you want my crack you'll have to search my shit filled drawers.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Like just what is the caption for this one????


    Be my guest, post a caption YOU think is fitting!!!
    My name??? Do I have to give you my name? I mean c'mon man, I'm a good guy, I own this website called lawenforcementforums.com, I don't want this getting back to my buddy's over there. It's all a mistake, is there anyway we can uhhh, ya know.....work this out?
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    In the news tonight...Local officers up to their elbows in fecal matter...

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    C'mon officer clearly you can see that this whole thing is a load of shit.
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    Please Officer Term, wipe my ass..pllleeeeaaassseee pretty pleeeaassseee
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    "I don't know what the hell happened, the last thing I remember is a guy waving his hand under the restroom stall".

    Or

    "Is it warm out here officer or is it just my raging case of swamp ass"?

    Or

    "Actually officer it's quite effective as a lubricant".
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    Listen, officer, I swear that there was a little issue with the deputies from IPSO out here. I don't know what you were told about those guys, but they were asking about my teeth and playing the banjo.
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    officer do you smell something?




    clothes, yes I had clothes, but there was a big blast then I woke up.


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    Sorry Officer, you know how it is after eating at McDonald's. I tried to hold it in, but I coughed and shit went everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post

    So, my wife and I were just minding our own business, eating at Taco Bell, when...

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    DONT TASE ME BRO


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    "Why no officer, apparently it's not a good idea to mix indian and thai cuisine before taking ectasy at an all-night rave. But I want you to know that as soon as I find my clothes I'm writing a letter to your boss to say what a good job you're doing! Do you smell that?"
    Last edited by jcsdscott; 10-05-07 at 04:13 AM. Reason: added a little something

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Like just what is the caption for this one????




    This is the motive behind being the "Watch commander". He's in the background laughing while the rook is gloved up near the shit bag. (pun intended). Watch commander laughs while the rook gets to clean his car out at the local jail.....
    ...........................................

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    Officer, he was pointing a gun at me, barrel looked big as a sewer pipe, and he told me to give him my clothes. You would shit yourself too!
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    Officer, really, was the taser necessary? It wasnt even a real gun, come on!!!!!!

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    Well you see what had happened was, I heard that a certain Officer had peed his pants at work the other day and I wanted to be as cool as him so I figured that I would go one step further and shit myself.
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    Come on, officer - everybody sharts once in a while, right?




 

 
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