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    smokey703 is offline I'm Bi-WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Only in Louisiana.

    Only a person in Louisiana could think of this. From the parish where drunk driving is considered a sport comes this true story.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Houma , Louisiana After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off-it was a fine summer night-, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn, and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron's vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over, and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, 'I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken. 'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Coon ass. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    mavriktu is offline Patrol Sgt.
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    Yeah,he was up here this week,bummer

 

 

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