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10-05-07, 02:46 AM #1
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Captain Underpants and . . .
SaraJ from Mexico gave me this one ~
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...
Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h =&n bsp;farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e =&nb sp;chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boobi
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny
I'm Sloopy FarkleBrains
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10-05-07, 02:53 AM #2
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10-05-07, 02:57 AM #3
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10-05-07, 09:50 AM #4
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10-05-07, 09:58 AM #5
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10-05-07, 10:03 AM #6
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Originally Posted by lewisipso
Using my full first name, I am now to be referred to as Tootsie PottyBrains, thank you very much.
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10-05-07, 10:51 AM #7
Did you press the power button?
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10-05-07, 11:33 AM #8
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10-05-07, 12:16 PM #9
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I don't know......I think that Sleazy Chickensquirt is nastier. Originally Posted by Ducky
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10-05-07, 01:19 PM #10
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An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
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His cyanotic eyes
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The sun turn tail and
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10-05-07, 01:57 PM #11
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10-05-07, 02:13 PM #12
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Call me Sloopy BattyShorts!
We must be related I'm Sloopy BattyHump
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10-05-07, 02:51 PM #13
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10-05-07, 03:08 PM #14
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Haha, goober. Originally Posted by k-9max
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10-05-07, 03:33 PM #15
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Oh dear......Boobie Wafflehump
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Snooty Wafflehump. I think Brad,Pdawg, and I are related
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10-05-07, 05:30 PM #17
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Well, looks like "Goober Chickenbutt" is my new handle. Wow....wonder if my grandkids can say that.
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Glad ta meet cha all, I'm Boobie Pottytush!!
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10-05-07, 06:57 PM #19
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Thanks for sharing this with us SaraJ. Originally Posted by SaraJ
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10-05-07, 08:45 PM #20
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