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10-06-07, 12:43 AM #1
FBI job opening
FBI Job Opening --
>> > The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
>> > interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. . Two
>> men and a
>> > woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
>> > metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
>> > instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room, you
>> > find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!"
>> > The man said, "You can ' t be serious. I could never shoot my
>> wife." The
>> > agent said, "Then you ' re not the right man for this job. Take
>> your wife
>> > and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He
>> took the
>> > gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
>> man came
>> > out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can ' t kill my wife."
>> The agent
>> > said, "You don ' t have what it takes Take your wife and go home.
>> > Finally, it was the woman ' s turn. She was given the same
>> instructions, to
>> > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
>> were heard,
>> > one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
>> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>> there stood
>> > the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
>> > she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>> > MORAL: Women are evil. Don ' t mess with themWise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
10-06-07, 12:46 AM #2
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