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    FBI job opening

    FBI Job Opening --
    >> >
    >> > The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
    >> checks,
    >> > interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. . Two
    >> men and a
    >> > woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
    >> large
    >> > metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
    >> your
    >> > instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room, you
    >> will
    >> > find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!"
    >> > The man said, "You can ' t be serious. I could never shoot my
    >> wife." The
    >> > agent said, "Then you ' re not the right man for this job. Take
    >> your wife
    >> > and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He
    >> took the
    >> > gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
    >> man came
    >> > out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can ' t kill my wife."
    >> The agent
    >> > said, "You don ' t have what it takes Take your wife and go home.
    >> >
    >> > Finally, it was the woman ' s turn. She was given the same
    >> instructions, to
    >> > kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
    >> were heard,
    >> > one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
    >> walls.
    >> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
    >> there stood
    >> > the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with
    >> blanks"
    >> > she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > MORAL: Women are evil. Don ' t mess with them
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