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    35th Wedding Anniversary

    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

    For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband' thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
    the husband became 92 years old.



    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember that fairies are female!!
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


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