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10-10-07, 06:14 AM #1
A little christian humor
A little Christian humor
This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in awhile!
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days,
and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
10-10-07, 06:26 AM #2
10-10-07, 08:24 AM #3
I like itNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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10-10-07, 08:32 AM #4
I'm still trying to find the little christian in that joke.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
10-10-07, 08:32 AM #5
10-10-07, 08:51 AM #6
Actually, now that I think about it, the programming competition could be a metaphor for the creation of good and evil in the world, the lightning for judgment day, and "Jesus saves" for the saving of souls (programs). Deep!
This is just going to exacerbate my suspicion that the universe is a computer program.
10-10-07, 08:55 AM #7
10-10-07, 09:32 AM #8
10-10-07, 11:46 AM #9
I always liked the cartoon with Jesus handing money to a bank teller and the caption "Jesus Saves.""I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~
10-10-07, 12:37 PM #10
Good one, I'll use it.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
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