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10-10-07, 10:04 PM #1
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied "Can your pecker touch you're ass?
The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!"
Grandpa said, Then you're not man enough to have a beer.
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch you're ass?"
The little boy answered "no," again.
Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."
A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.
Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"
The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch you're ass?"
Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!"
The boy replied, Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these for me.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-10-07, 10:44 PM #2
One of the very first jokes I ever learned. Thanks for the laugh.
10-10-07, 10:47 PM #3
10-11-07, 01:37 AM #4
I hadn't heard it. Outstanding
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy
10-11-07, 01:43 AM #5
"Stupid should hurt."
10-11-07, 02:03 AM #6
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
10-11-07, 02:23 AM #7
lol boss is looking at me like i'm krazier than normal.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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