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10-10-07, 11:10 PM #1
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his
wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred
and fifty times.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-10-07, 11:27 PM #2
My girlfriend is hard of hearing, and wears hearing aids, but doesn't wear them when she's going to bed.
I should propose this idea to her.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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10-11-07, 01:15 PM #3
My wife is laughing. At me I think.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
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10-12-07, 09:41 PM #4
That's hilarious!It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
10-12-07, 09:54 PM #5
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
10-12-07, 11:02 PM #6
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