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    Deaf Sex

    Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.

    She writes:
    'Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.

    If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.

    The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his
    wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.

    If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred
    and fifty times.
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    My girlfriend is hard of hearing, and wears hearing aids, but doesn't wear them when she's going to bed.


    I should propose this idea to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Just KC View Post
    LOL!!
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    Thats some funny stuff!!!!


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