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10-12-07, 10:41 AM #1
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92 % of Americans say " Oh Shit " before crashing into a ditch. The other 8 % are from Louisiana and say " Hold my beer and watch this shit!!!!!!!
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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10-12-07, 10:43 AM #2
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I actually call the handles in my wife's jeep that are around the doors "shit handles". A friend of mine asked why, and I told him that whenever someone yells "Oh Shit" they always grab one of them.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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10-12-07, 11:18 AM #3
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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when i was rammed by a subject a bit ago... the radio mic was open and everyone heard me go
'no no... not my... oh darn it... fucker'
lol... i still have not lived that down.http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-12-07, 11:18 AM #4
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Sad, but true.
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
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That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
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10-12-07, 11:25 AM #5
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Same here gozzy. I got into a pursuit a while back and the guy kept slamming on the brakes trying to get me to hit him. The last time he tried it I had the mic in my hand and keyed up to give a status but instead I ended up saying ' Oh shit, oh shit this son of a bitch is trying to make me hit him.' My next shift I had a new 10- code sheet in my box with a note from my Major saying " I looked for Oh shit and son of a bitch on this sheet but I couldn't find it " .
Originally Posted by gozling
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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10-12-07, 11:30 AM #6
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HAHAHAAHAHAH... Originally Posted by smokey703
i tried hard not to curse on the radio by saying darn... but thought the mic was closed when i said fucker...
great line from the major... indeed!http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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