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    Resimay

    Deer Madem,

    I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type
    real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
    seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my
    persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and
    wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    BRYAN nikname Beefy

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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    Your hired. All in house policy violations will be settled with a spanking.

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    If it was a woman they'd probably hire her as a Vice President, or some other ridiculously powerful management position.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    If it was a woman they'd probably hire her as a Vice President, or some other ridiculously powerful management position.
    I'd hire him to do the dishes.




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    Where the hell did you get my picture???
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    Please tell me Five-O is a female...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Please tell me Five-O is a female...
    lol
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    Yummy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by countybear View Post
    Please tell me Five-O is a female...
    The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.
    Are you sure about that.....

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    Okay, for the fellas, here is the female version:

    Resimay
    Deer Sir,
    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

    Sinseerly,
    Peggy May Starlings

    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken
    at my last jobb.



    Employer's response:......

    Dear Peggy May,

    It's OK honey, we've got spell check
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.
    Hahaha!




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    Somebody rep papabear for me.That was a sweet one,and I fear he needs to watch out for 5-0.

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    Deer Peggy,

    Weer verry sorrie, butt the pozishun have ben feeled by a mor qualificated applicantz.

    Weel let youz no if we need mor peepulz.

    Thankz,
    Angel (in the middel)


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    Quote Originally Posted by allykitty84 View Post
    Yummy!!!
    MY thoughts exactly

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    Um, you could get killed by those things, I bet they weigh just as much as the entire me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    Somebody rep papabear for me.That was a sweet one,and I fear he needs to watch out for 5-0.
    I took care of the rep b/c I can appreciate a good prank. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

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    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

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