Resimay

**PapaBear** · 10-12-07, 07:19 PM

Deer Madem,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type
real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really
seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my
persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and
wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
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**Five-0** · 10-12-07, 07:25 PM

Your hired. All in house policy violations will be settled with a spanking.

**Terminator** · 10-12-07, 07:51 PM

If it was a woman they'd probably hire her as a Vice President, or some other ridiculously powerful management position.

**Buttercup** · 10-12-07, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Terminator

If it was a woman they'd probably hire her as a Vice President, or some other ridiculously powerful management position.

I'd hire him to do the dishes.

**213th** · 10-12-07, 08:27 PM

Where the hell did you get my picture???

**countybear** · 10-13-07, 11:42 AM

Please tell me Five-O is a female...

**hush29** · 10-13-07, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by countybear

Please tell me Five-O is a female...

lol

**allykitty84** · 10-13-07, 09:49 PM

Yummy!!!

**Five-0** · 10-13-07, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by countybear

Please tell me Five-O is a female...

The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.

**Ducky** · 10-14-07, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by Five-0

The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.

**Shoestring** · 10-14-07, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Five-0

The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.

Are you sure about that.....

**armsmaster270** · 10-14-07, 02:21 AM

Oh im bad Spank Me

**PapaBear** · 10-14-07, 02:00 PM

Okay, for the fellas, here is the female version:

Resimay
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken
at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

**10-42Adam** · 10-14-07, 02:04 PM

Hahaha...

**Buttercup** · 10-14-07, 02:07 PM

Originally Posted by Five-0

The original picture was a smoking hot blond supporting at least some D cups. A very shrewd move by the PapaBear. It will not be forgotten.

Hahaha!

**mavriktu** · 10-15-07, 07:45 AM

Somebody rep papabear for me.

That was a sweet one,and I fear he needs to watch out for 5-0.

**countybear** · 10-15-07, 09:17 AM

Deer Peggy,

Weer verry sorrie, butt the pozishun have ben feeled by a mor qualificated applicantz.

Weel let youz no if we need mor peepulz.

Thankz,
Angel (in the middel)