So Ole and Lars are driving down the road one day when Lars says, "You see dat barn over der?" "I must have built 100 of dem barns, but do dey call me Lars da barn builder? Hell no dey don't!"

Ole and Lars drive for another 10 miles or so and Lars says, "You see dat silo over der, Ole?" "I must have built 1000 of dem silos, but do dey call me Lars da silo builder?" "Hell no!"

"But you fuck one pig!"