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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

    After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

    Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
    look towards sky; what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
    speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it
    appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What does it tell you, Tonto?"

    "You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole the tent."



    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

 

 

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