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    Costume Party

    The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
    > > party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    > > said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
    > > need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.
    > >
    > > So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
    > > soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
    > > decided to go to the party.
    > >
    > > As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
    > > have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
    > > not with him.
    > >
    > > So she joined the party and soon spotted her husb and in his costume,
    > > cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he
    > > could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
    > > went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
    > > new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
    > > far as he Wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    > >
    > > After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
    > > and she agreed, so
    > > off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
    > > back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight
    , she slipped away and went
    > > home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
    > ; > explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
    > >
    > > She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
    > > time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
    > > when you're not there.'
    > >
    > > Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll tell you, I never
    > > even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
    > > other guys,so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'
    > >
    > > You must have looked really Silly wearing that costume playing poker
    > > all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
    > > replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your brouther, apparently he
    > > had the time of his life.
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    Bwaahahahaha!!! That's awesome!!!

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    That's funny! I never expected it to end like that. lol
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    LOL. That was funny. Total ICK factor.

    Serves her right!
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    Hahahaha nice!!
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