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    Why trick or treating is better than sex

    10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
    8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
    7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
    6. Person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
    5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
    4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
    3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    2. Less guilt the next morning.

    AND....

    1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!!!


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    Cute!
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    Ummmm, very funny, but I still like my sex..... its much better than candy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoestring View Post
    Ummmm, very funny, but I still like my sex..... its much better than candy
    You could combine the two and come up with some interesting times!
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven View Post
    You could combine the two and come up with some interesting times!

    Add some whipping cream and you have a real fun time.

 

 

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