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    Why not to flirt

    The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
    party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
    said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
    need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.

    So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
    soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
    decided to go to the party.

    As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would
    have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
    not with him.

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husb and in his costume,
    cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he
    could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
    went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
    new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
    far as he Wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
    and she agreed, so
    off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
    back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight
    , she slipped away and went
    home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
    explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
    time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
    when you're not there.'

    Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, I'll tell you, I never
    even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
    other guys,so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.'

    You must have looked really Silly wearing that costume playing poker
    all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
    replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to your brouther, apparently he had the time of his life.
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

    " A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."


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    Yuck! That'll teach her!!
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    Spice is nice but incest's best. At least thats what they say.


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    AHhaah, Thats some funny shit, i hope the brother has the HIV.
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

 

 

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