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    Blond joke

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
    have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
    and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
    her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
    able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

    " He takes her hand and say s, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
    nice cup of tea, and then ...." He sighed........
    "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
    "People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"

    " A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."


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    So blond jokes are funny, eh? Try these jokes on for size...........
    Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap."
    The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."
    The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my butt." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
    The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea -- I'll use that!"
    He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
    His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?
    The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

    I like this one too......
    One day three men were walking along and came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first man prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! GOD gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
    Seeing this, the second man prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! GOD gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour.
    The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to GOD saying, "Please, GOD, give me the strength, ability and intelligence to cross this river." And, poof! GOD turned him into a woman.
    She looked at the map, then walked across the bridge.

    To add to that.........
    1. Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
    A: What men know about women.

    2. Q: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
    A: A half an hour of begging.

    3. Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
    A: So men can remember them

    4. Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up

    5. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: We don't know it never happens

    6. Q: What do you call 10 guys sitting in a circle?
    A: A dope ring

    7. Q: What does a smart guy do in an M&M Factory?
    A: Proofread

    8. Q: Why do men like BMWs?
    A: They can spell it

    How's that for some comeback jokes!!!!



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