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    The Law

    To all you old law dogs now just lyin' in the shade; current pistoleros
    and other fervent Second Amendment believers:
    I would rather be your friend, but if you are not interested in that,
    I am prepared to be a capable and efficient enemy.

    This is the law:

    The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.
    The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important
    than either.
    The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -- John Steinbeck
    1- Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll
    just kill you.
    2- If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
    3- I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy. (Gotta love this one!!)
    4- America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the
    mall.
    (Ain't this the gospel truth!)
    5- When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
    (Yep, time it some time, but shoot first - then call 911).
    6- A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers.
    The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was
    carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a .45?".
    The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a .46."
    7- An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
    8- The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (Winchester Mod. 94 in 30-30 Cal. and loaded with
    Winchester SilverTips, no doubt)
    9- Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
    (AMEN !)


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    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    Quote Originally Posted by armsmaster270 View Post
    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
    I like that one the best.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Right on.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat

    "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway

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    I'm your huckleberry...

    Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!

    You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.


    I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
    but every girl I found was either one way or the other...



 

 

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