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10-23-07, 01:00 PM #1
Birds and Bees
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears.. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.
10-23-07, 01:53 PM #2Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
10-23-07, 02:06 PM #3**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
10-23-07, 02:43 PM #4
I love it!!I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
10-23-07, 04:41 PM #5
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10-23-07, 04:43 PM #6The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are my personal opinions only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the username "Beans" on LEF.
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