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    Dwarf Incident

    THE DWARF INCIDENT

    I rear ended a car this morning...

    I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!

    He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

    So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

    That's how the fight started...
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

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    LOLOL

    Thats soooooo bad!!


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    Second that opinion . . . funny, funny, funny!

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    I heard that one before and it is funny! I think there was more to it, but I don't remember, it is just really funny, wrong but funny!

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    Hahahaaa that's cute!

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    MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
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    I think I won that fight if I'm not mistaken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    I think I won that fight if I'm not mistaken.
    So you think
    Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr

 

 

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