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10-23-07, 02:53 PM #1
Go Ahead and Laugh You Know You Want To
To Swamp Mafia Members: This joke is by no means a reflection on you, it was just to damn funny to pass by.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together and both were laid off so they
went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Boudreaux
answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties."
The clerk looked up "Panty Stitcher." Finding it classified as "unskilled"
labor," she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Thibodeaux was asked his occupation. "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since
diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Thibodeaux $600 a week.
When Boudreaux found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office
to find out why his friend/coworker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."
"What skill?" yelled Boudreaux. "I sew the elastic on da panties, Thibodeaux
puts dem over his head and says, "Yeah, diesel fitter."
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
10-23-07, 02:54 PM #2
LOL..cute!Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
10-23-07, 05:11 PM #3
This almost goes along with another thread concerning Southern dialect. I hope this one doesn't get anyone's "panties in a bundle!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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