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    My new Lexus

    I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    "Watch this!", he said, "Nelson".

    The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!", he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

    Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this car

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    and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
    "never bring paws to a gunfight" - Jenna

 

 

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