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10-24-07, 04:51 PM #1
The World Is Going Nuts
Proof that the world is nuts
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
Animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
Punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
Is Prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
May Only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
Reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
Applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered
With A brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
Than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
Sex For the first time...
Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
Marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
World that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
Adulterous Husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
On The other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
First time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
Act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
Woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
Problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
One Exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
Premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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10-24-07, 04:56 PM #2
I gotta move to Guam

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer. --Al Bundy

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10-24-07, 04:57 PM #3
Riiiiiiight!
I'm telling you, that sheep winked at me!!
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
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10-24-07, 05:01 PM #4
Well, I am surprised y'all aren't going to Liverpoole! This is something to ask Trojan about.
My dad, I miss him every day.
Originally Posted by Wolven
Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.
I am a female!!!!! LMAO
Be who you are and say what you feel.....
Because those that matter...don't mind...
And those that mind...don't matter
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10-24-07, 05:16 PM #5
Book me on the next flight to Guam!
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10-24-07, 08:01 PM #6
can we all get a group rate for a flight to guam?

Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
-Batman Begins
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
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10-24-07, 08:41 PM #7
I send you this note while I prepare for a my annual trip to Guam.
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?
Police others as you would have them Police you.
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10-25-07, 02:38 AM #8"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."Winston Churchill
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
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10-25-07, 12:40 PM #9

Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)
"It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
-Batman Begins
There are gains for all our losses
There are balms for all our pain
But, when youth, the dream, departs
It takes something from our hearts
And it never comes again
"Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts
The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War
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10-25-07, 01:08 PM #10
Sorry guys, I just got back from there. You will have to waite for next years crop to come in. hehehehehe
If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?
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