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    The World Is Going Nuts

    Proof that the world is nuts

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    Animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    Punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
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    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
    Is Prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
    May Only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
    Reversed?)
    *~*~**~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~* ~*~*
    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
    Applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered
    With A brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
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    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
    Than "going blind!")
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    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
    And deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
    Sex For the first time...
    Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
    Marry.
    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
    World that even comes close to this?)
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    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    Adulterous Husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
    On The other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
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    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
    Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
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    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
    First time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
    Act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    Woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
    Problem that they had to pass this law?)
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    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    One Exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    Premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    I gotta move to Guam


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    Riiiiiiight!

    I'm telling you, that sheep winked at me!!

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    I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!

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    Well, I am surprised y'all aren't going to Liverpoole! This is something to ask Trojan about.

    My dad, I miss him every day.

    Originally Posted by Wolven
    Life is too short to wear unsexy underwear.


    I am a female!!!!! LMAO

    Be who you are and say what you feel.....
    Because those that matter...don't mind...
    And those that mind...don't matter

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    Book me on the next flight to Guam!
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    can we all get a group rate for a flight to guam?


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
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    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    I send you this note while I prepare for a my annual trip to Guam.
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what it really is all about?





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    Quote Originally Posted by pc830cop View Post
    can we all get a group rate for a flight to guam?
    Or could we just charter a plane?
    "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
    Winston Churchill

    I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner View Post
    Or could we just charter a plane?
    just name a time and place. I'll be there!


    Searching for Evil and the Perfect donut (Love that book)

    "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
    -Batman Begins

    There are gains for all our losses
    There are balms for all our pain
    But, when youth, the dream, departs
    It takes something from our hearts
    And it never comes again

    "Captain, it is I Ensign Pulver. I just threw your damn palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crap about no movie tonight?" -Ens Pulver in Mister Roberts

    The man who will go where his colors go, without asking who will fight a phantom foe in the jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to democratic America. He is the stuff of which legions are made. ...His pride is in his colors and his regiment, his training hard and thorough and coldly realistic, to fit him for what he must face...and his obedience is to his orders. He has been called United State Marine.
    T.R. Fehrenbach, This Kind of War

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    Sorry guys, I just got back from there. You will have to waite for next years crop to come in. hehehehehe
    If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?

 

 

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