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10-24-07, 10:11 PM #1jrae Guest
never argue with a woman
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing? 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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10-25-07, 06:44 AM #2
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OMG...that is so damn funny.
(and entirely true!)
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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10-25-07, 06:51 AM #3
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Bullcrap.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-25-07, 06:56 AM #4
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Thats it...just bullcrap?
Originally Posted by conalabu
Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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10-25-07, 07:00 AM #5
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Drivel. As if a woman could undo the knots holding the boat secure.
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10-25-07, 07:05 AM #6
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Originally Posted by Wolven
Thats it...just bullcrap?
What else is there to say?And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-25-07, 07:27 AM #7jrae Guest Originally Posted by conalabu
Be nice Con
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10-25-07, 01:00 PM #8
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Its ok there isnt much to worry about, we all know there isnt many women who can actually read. Most just look at the pictures in the magazines of the clothes and shoes.
I know Im gonna get it over this one!!!"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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10-25-07, 06:26 PM #9
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"Its ok there isnt much to worry about, we all know there isnt many women who can actually read. Most just look at the pictures in the magazines of the clothes and shoes." BigDawg
Yep..that would be me BigDawg....nothing like a Sig and a Coach purse.
(not true..I can read believe it or not...and although I prefer to be clothed when I go outside...I am conservative...not a fashionista!)
(see I was nice....I can be when I want to be...)
I know Im gonna get it over this one!!![/QUOTE]Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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10-25-07, 06:45 PM #10
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10-25-07, 06:52 PM #11
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LMAO! good one JRAE
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10-26-07, 04:38 AM #12
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She better be thinking... Originally Posted by jrae
about what to make for dinner.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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10-26-07, 05:01 AM #13
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Aww no one wants to see you play nice and how did we get on the subject of running around outside nude? It's a wee bit nippy for that! Originally Posted by Wolven
Yep..that would be me BigDawg....nothing like a Sig and a Coach purse.
(not true..I can read believe it or not...and although I prefer to be clothed when I go outside...I am conservative...not a fashionista!)
(see I was nice....I can be when I want to be...)
Still my pregnant wife thought this was hilarious, and very true.
My answer to that: Yes dear.
Hey she's pregnant I have to be nice.Last edited by jcsdscott; 10-26-07 at 05:03 AM. Reason: added something
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