Recently, the Victoria Police hired several cannibals in keeping with their new policy.

"You are all part of our team now," said the Chief Commissioner during her welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."

The cannibals promised they would not, and were then posted to their first Station.

Four weeks later their Senior Sergeant (Lt) remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole Station's performance."

"However, one of our Senior Constables has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shook their heads, "No."

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you fools ate the Senior Constable?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You bloody idiot!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating Officers (Cpt) and Sub-Officers (Lts & Sgts) and no one has noticed anything. But NOOOooooo - you had to go and eat someone who actually does something."