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10-26-07, 09:24 PM #1
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of Fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because Exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day. Go for a swim, when possible! Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, Keep a bottle o f antibacterial stuff around. Get lots of fresh air. Open doors & windows whenever possible. Try to eliminate as much stress From your life as you can. Get plenty of rest. OR Take the doctor's approach. Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?> They Clean your arm with alcohol...Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS. So....... I walk to the liquor store. (exercise) I put lime in my Corona...(fruit) Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies) Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air) Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress) Then pass out. (rest) The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up,Flu germs Can't get you! My mother always said, "A shot in the glass Is better than one in the ass!"
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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