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    What a hubby!!

    A golfing mate sent me this tale this arvo . .

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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    OUCH! That one is going to hurt!
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    ROFL!

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    Now that's hilarious!
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