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Thread: A few short one liners . .
10-28-07, 02:31 AM #1
A few short one liners . .
. . I know, what other type of one liners are there??
1. What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
4. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.
6. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo."
8. Why did the blonde snort sweet and low? She thought it was diet coke!
9. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased one black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan; today they call it the PGA TOUR.
10. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
11. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader.
12. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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