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11-01-07, 09:54 PM #1
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Damn Church!
A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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11-02-07, 07:37 AM #2
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Never be afraid to do what's right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society's punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way" ~Martin Luther King, Jr
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11-03-07, 09:03 PM #3
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Religion isn't what it used to be but then nothing else is either!
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11-04-07, 04:24 PM #4
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lol. that was great.
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11-04-07, 05:31 PM #5
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The minister knows when not to bite the hand that might feed him.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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11-04-07, 05:35 PM #6
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Are you sure it wasn't the catholic church.....hahahaha.
I am catholic soOPD Explorer Post #2235
I never thought there was such thing as a stupid question, then I became a security officer.
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11-04-07, 06:10 PM #7
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I knew it wasn't Mormon, we have a lay ministry.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
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11-05-07, 03:01 AM #8
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Money talks!!!hehe
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