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11-02-07, 04:49 PM #1
YOU GOT TO LOVE THEM AMISH!!!!
YOU GOT TO LOVE THEM AMISH!!!
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking
From his pond.
The Amishman shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
Dahin gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it."
The man shouts back in half stuttered language: "I'm a Mexican, I don't understand. Please
Speak in English."
The Amishman says: "Use two hands,.You'll get more."YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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11-02-07, 04:52 PM #2
LMAO!
Admit it, this happened near Baltic, and it wasn't a Mexican, but a Tusc county K-9 Handler...."Like" us on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/pages/Offic...93147194083228
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11-02-07, 04:55 PM #3
HAha,
Figures you'd be the first to respond to this one, HAhahaha
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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