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    Little Johnny

    One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked
    into his parent's room to check it out.
    He opened the door to see his mom bent over the
    dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's
    dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny
    closed the door.

    After business was finished Dad went to check on
    little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find
    Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny
    going at it behind her.

    Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you
    doing?!"

    Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when
    it's your mom is it?!"

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    thats sick, but funny
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    thats HYSTERICAL!

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    I like it


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    LOL!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by So Fla Cop View Post
    One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked
    into his parent's room to check it out.
    He opened the door to see his mom bent over the
    dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's
    dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny
    closed the door.

    After business was finished Dad went to check on
    little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find
    Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny
    going at it behind her.

    Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you
    doing?!"

    Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when
    it's your mom is it?!"

    Its official So Fla Cop you're going to hell

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    Thats some funny shit right there.
    "Sometimes doing the right thing, is not doing the right thing."

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    hahaha, um... hahahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yogurt109 View Post
    Its official So Fla Cop you're going to hell

    I think I am already there.....
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    haha!that's fucking hilarious!

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    I agree, sick but funny.


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    Very funny
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    Little Sick...but very funny.
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