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    Watch what comes out of your mouth!!

    One evening , thinking I was being funny, I said to my wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!! My wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning I took a pair of underwear out of my drawer. 'What the Heck is this??' said to myself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when I shook them out. I hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker 'It's not talcum powder.

    It's 'Miracle Grow'.


    Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.

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    In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
    In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.









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    "Sometimes doing the right thing, is not doing the right thing."

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    Take her broom away so she cannot travel.
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    Lead from the front and always remember those who came first.



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    Always remember that a casket is hotter than your vest.

    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Soon the whole world will be in the hands of the Swamp Mafia.

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    hahahahaha

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    an old one, but not half bad...

    Woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

    * bar of soap

    * toothbrush

    * tube toothpaste

    * loaf of bread

    * pint of milk

    * single serving cereal

    * single serving frozen dinner

    The guy at the checkout looks at her and says "Single are you?"

    The woman replies, "you can tell that from what i'm buying?"

    The guy at the checkout says.....





    "no, you're just butt ugly!"

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    but now I take a pill for that"

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    oops!

    meant to hit the 'new thread' button instead of 'post reply.'

    i do that a lot. either way, i guess its all good

 

 

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