A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When
The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write
a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington , DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes!