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11-06-07, 02:14 PM #1
The Mole Family
Mole Family
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air,
but can't because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine,
"Geez, all I can smell is....
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MOLASSES!Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
[George Washington (1732 - 1799)]

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11-06-07, 02:16 PM #2
Ha!
I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...

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11-06-07, 02:22 PM #3
GROAN!!!!

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