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    ER Nurses

    A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an
    inflamed appendix.

    The Doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

    However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

    Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of
    adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you pull it off.

    Written in large black letters was
    the sentence...

    "Get well quick...... From the Nurse you gave a ticket to last
    week."
    ...........................................

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    I saw a video of a police officer who never gave nurses tickets. He said that he didn't know when, or if, he'd be injured and he wanted the nurse who might care for him to like him. So, I'd say, this guy knows a universal truth and that is, "Never give a woman a chance to get even with you. She will."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaraJ View Post
    "Never give a woman a chance to get even with you. She will."

    That is so true......remember that Termy

 

 

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