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11-08-07, 08:13 AM #1
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Battery Saleswoman
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her. After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't, and said so.Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing." Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly."No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson. "
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
She sells C cells by the seashore.
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11-08-07, 08:38 AM #2
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11-08-07, 10:04 AM #3
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11-08-07, 10:56 AM #4
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That might be one of the worst jokes I have ever heard.
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11-08-07, 11:26 AM #5
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That joke was so bad, I think it gave me cancer.
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11-08-07, 11:54 AM #6
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Yeah... the set up was way too long.
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11-08-07, 03:37 PM #7
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Can I take rep points away from 213th for this one? My brain is aching now, I may sue.
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11-08-07, 03:56 PM #8jrae Guest
I think it was cute!
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11-08-07, 04:04 PM #9
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11-08-07, 10:02 PM #10
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Well, the punchline was just about right for the intelligence level here
Originally Posted by Rhino
Yeah... the set up was way too long.
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11-08-07, 10:38 PM #11
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11-09-07, 12:21 AM #12
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11-09-07, 02:31 AM #13
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now THAT is funny! Originally Posted by Ducky
That joke was so bad, I think it gave me cancer. Originally Posted by Jenna
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11-09-07, 04:15 AM #14
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Originally Posted by 213th
Well, the punchline was just about right for the intelligence level here
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11-09-07, 04:21 AM #15
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I liked it. Made me laugh.
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11-09-07, 05:26 AM #16
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i liked it too
sounds like jokes my dad tells
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11-09-07, 01:36 PM #17
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Thats where I got it. Well, my dad. Not yours. I don't think... Originally Posted by Twan007
i liked it too sounds like jokes my dad tells 
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11-09-07, 01:52 PM #18
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Well, I gotta be honest here, I laughed, not long and not hard, but I did get a bit of a chuckle out of it.
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11-09-07, 04:08 PM #19
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I love jokes like that because at the end I always want to kill the person who told it. Helps to get the agression out.
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