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Thread: DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
11-10-07, 12:43 PM #1
DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND
A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,
How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit
when I tell you the price."
The opinions of my posts are the sole responsibilty of my employer due to the fact that they have totally and completely warped my mind.
11-10-07, 12:44 PM #2
11-10-07, 12:58 PM #3
lol.May you rest in peace Daddy and may you never hurt again. I love you and miss you and can't wait to see you again.
11-10-07, 01:32 PM #4
thats cute!!!LAW ENFORCEMENT HELPING"PERPS" SLIP DOWN STAIRS SINCE 1766!
11-10-07, 01:44 PM #5jrae Guest
hahaha. diamonds really are a girls best friend!
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