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    DIAMONDS ARE A GIRLS BEST FRIEND



    A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a
    beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
    to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very
    embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
    little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
    As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
    complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,
    Madam.

    How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
    salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little
    'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
    He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit
    when I tell you the price."

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    Haha!




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    lol.
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    thats cute!!!
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    jrae Guest
    hahaha. diamonds really are a girls best friend!

 

 

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